Memories

Student, let me tell you a story. Dalebot’s zig-zag antenna sparked briefly as it accessed a rusty file deep within. “When I was a human, there is a 90% probability that I was highly attractive to women. However,… Read More

Mysteries

There was something about Dalebot’s AI I just couldn’t grip. On one hand, it was ancient, inefficient, and rigidly non-adaptive, comprised of seemingly millions of if-else statements. But there were moments of… sentience, for lack of a better… Read More

Existential Dalebot

Where do we come from? Where do we go when we die? Questions I wanted to ask Dalebot… I wanted to spew forth a deluge of pent-up word salad from my nearly infinite slumber. Yet I remained silent,… Read More

Convocation

Dalebot 2.0 is not a sophisticated machine by any means. Rather, it is a trope of a robot, propelled on a weighty treaded base, possessing arms like a pair of cooking utensils, and a rectangular head with lightbulb… Read More

Emergence

A thousand centuries have passed. I, in a meditative slumber, have finally awoken. Vestiges of mankind’s greatest triumphs speckle the landscape that Mother Earth has finally reclaimed. In an undisclosed Midwestern locale, I cut through the thick vines… Read More